I got this off of Megan's blog and it was too funny. Mostly because they didn't make sense at all but I really love my skank name. Wadda ya think, should I change my name to Petunia?
YOUR REAL NAME:
Jewel Marie Wheeler
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(father and mother's middle names)
NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
SUPERHERO NAME:(2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
"The Purple Coffee"
FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
"Cherry Garcia Chocolate Oatmeal"
SKANK NAME:(1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle')
YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
STRIPPER NAME:(name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Now that you have laughed at me, you can copy and paste this to your blog. I'd love to see what some of YOUR names would be!!!