Wednesday, June 3, 2009

My kids keep me laughing all day

Ruby, Emma and Brayden were listening to music and playing while I was cleaning the kitchen after breakfast this morning. Ruby comes in and exclaims "Mom can we go there? Can we go there?"

I say "Where Ruby?"

Ruby says "To Funky Town!"

Me, trying to refrain from laughing, "Oh yeah?"

Ruby says "Yeah, do they have toys there?" (She asks that about every place we go).

Emma: "Mom when Brayden grows up he's going to marry me."

Me: "No Emma, you can't marry your brother. You have to marry someone outside of the family."

Emma: "Like Ryder?"

Me: "Sure, you can marry Ryder."

Emma: "Well Mom, I'll have to ask him first!"

Me: "Oh yeah, I guess you would have to huh?"

Ruby and Emma went swimming and then were running around the yard half dressed. Emma was wearing shorts and Ruby was wearing a shirt. Emma was telling Ruby that someone would see her bottom.

Me: "Emma, you need some clothes too. Someone could see your boobies."

Emma: "Mom they're not called "boobies", they're called "pipples".

Me (thinking that it sounded a little like pimples): "You mean nipples?"

Emma: "Oh yeah, nipples."


Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

okay girl, that was about the most hysterical thing I've heard all week. FUNKY TOWN? PIPPLES?

Where do they get that stuff???


Megan said...

Oh my gosh! They are hysterical! Hahaha! Love them!

Jewel said...

Well the excitement about Funky Town is the result of Kids Bop 7. The CD came in a McDonalds Happy Meal and we have 5 of them, one for home, one for the car, one for Grandma's house, you get the idea;)

Christabelle said...

How funny! Abigail doesn't call them "pipples" she calls them "elbows." Kids really do say the darndest things!

Nicole McNeil said...

Pipples reminds me of Kirby's word for his crotch - "wicky". Changing just one letter is pretty amusing, huh?!


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