Just a game

I got this off of Megan's blog and it was too funny. Mostly because they didn't make sense at all but I really love my skank name. Wadda ya think, should I change my name to Petunia?

YOUR REAL NAME:
Jewel Marie Wheeler

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(father and mother's middle names)
"Dean Marie"

NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
"Robert Emil"

STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
"Wheje"

DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
"Blue Tiger"

SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
"Marie Chewela"

SUPERHERO NAME:(2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
"The Purple Coffee"

FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
"Jewh"

STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
"Cherry Garcia Chocolate Oatmeal"

SKANK NAME:(1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
"Petunia Paletine"

GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle')
"Jewizzle"

YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
"Black Rocky"

STRIPPER NAME:(name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
"Reaction Twix"

Now that you have laughed at me, you can copy and paste this to your blog. I'd love to see what some of YOUR names would be!!!